You think you know a person.
Jack Bauer doesn't know who to trust.
His brother, Graem, used to be a heartless, rude ER doctor, until he got his arm cut off by a helicopter rotor up on the roof and later was smashed by another flaming copter, but that was after he did unspeakable things as an x-file.
Jack's dad used to be good ol' Farmer Hogget. What happened?!?!?! No more, "That'll do, Pig"?
His sister-in-law, all innocence but we can tell she has a secret, was previously Mrs. Ned (Lois) Quartermaine, for goodness sake, a free-spirited Brooklyn girl, before she was crippled by her flying hero husband in a car crash and landed in a wheel chair.
Tom Lennox used to be good at Numb3rs before his Space Shuttle training, and long after he bugged Ally McBeal. Reed used to be married to a Million Dollar Baby, and he was John Denver, and before that he was dying of AIDS as Bekka's one true love, Jesse.
And that evil digit-less guy who was after Mighty Joe Young, well, he's after the USA now!!
Poor Jack Bauer.
Hope he's in good hands, with David Palmer!
The writing of this post took place between the hours of 12:00 A.M and 1:00 A.M.
Viewer Discretion Advised - it will make NO SENSE if you have not watched as much TV as I.